Today, Bilingu was angry at some of his Bilingu friends. They were dragging him to a dumb movie that starred, according to Bilingu, "Keanu Botox Reeves," and it was not going to be a good time.
I asked Bilingu why his friends had chosen such a movie if it is apparently so bad.
"Because they are infants!" He said.
I then told him that we don't say "infants" in that context in English, since infants can't sit up, or roll over, or really do anything of note.
Bilingu said, "In spanish speaking countries they do more stuff than there. We are very advanced human beings. Is not our fault your limitations."
